To my female followers…of course I didn’t laugh at this. Not funny at all. Not even a chuckle. Didn’t pee my pants a little from laughing so hard.
To my female followers…of course I didn’t laugh at this. Not funny at all. Not even a chuckle. Didn’t pee my pants a little from laughing so hard.

Sebastian Cabot’s Beard Book with foreword by Willie Nelson
(via whiskerino, eyeonspringfield, Cary Norton)
“So, what are you guys protesting?”
“How KFC violently tortures the chickens before turning them into food, and the consumers who eat that chicken and indirectly condone the torture.”
“Well…this is embarrassing.”

Ask the artist how windows 7’s iconic home screen evolved.
I recently installed Windows 7 and only just realised I haven’t changed the desktop background.
Here is the GIANT Kinder Tower I built at work. It’s made from hundreds and hundreds of pods from inside Kinder Eggs.
Does Julia McNamara has a thing for gettin’ it on with moustachioed gentlemen in a trash can? Probably.

(via mhking)
(Damn forgot to post this for halloween.)
If this was what freddy looked like then the song from the movie would go like this:
1-2. Freddy’s coming for you. (yes please)
3-4. Better lock your door. (after she gets here)
5-6. Grab a crucifix. (ummm not sure about this one)
7-8. Better stay up late. (all night baby)
9-10. Never sleep again. (nothings keeping me awake after were done)
GRRRR
AH BUENOOOO